Gay alvin and the chipmunks

On October 12th the video was uploaded to YouTube titled "Theodore is gay," gaining over 9,700 views in a month.

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The original sound for the video became popularized in lip-dub videos and as a general backing track on the platform throughout October, leading into November 2021, inspiring over 62,000 videos by November 30th.

The longer he stood, the stronger the pains would get.

“Simon…” Alvin stuttered, sounding faint, “How much longer until we get in a car?”

“Hold on, sweet cheeks,” Simon said in a somewhat heroic tone of voice, “I just called for a taxi. Simon approached the boxes, and, using his razor-sharp claws, cut both of them open with ease.

More importantly, why does a kids’ movie make us ask these questions?

When Armenian-American singer, songwriter and actor Ross Bagdasarianrecorded his first novelty single in 1958 on a personal tape recorder with the speed control set high, he had no way of knowing that, almost 70 years later (and 50 years after his passing), his innovations in the field of gimmick music would be the center of a discussion on queer expression in cartoon media.

No, when Bagdasarian recorded the uncomfortably racial smash hit song “Witch Doctor,” he hadn’t even come up with the cartoonish characters to whom he would assign the high-pitched, sped-up vocal parts in his novelty tracks.

Due to the excessive amount of weight he’s collected due to his pregnancy, he's become too heavy to even leave two feet off the ground, a task that would’ve been no problem for him, but now IS thanks to his ass becoming fat with babies.

After tossing the bags in, the two chipmunks cuddled into each other for warmth, as the door closed and the car started to move.

The pain in Alvin’s stomach started to worsen.

They both cooed and wooed happily in his arms. The nightmare was finally over.

Simon handed one of the newborns to Alvin: “For you.”

Alvin took the child out of Simon’s left arm, grabbing it gently. He stared down at the hairless newborn for a while, before saying:

“Now this… This is better than a rock concert.”

Alvin and Simon, their two newborns wrapped in their hoodies, dragged themselves and their luggage towards a nearby alleyway.

Two rectangular objects shot out of his asshole slobbered in the male-body-equivalent to a female’s vaginal fluids.

Can we change our destination?”

The taxi driver rolled his eyes: “Alright, fine. But, I’m increasin’ the cost of the drive by 25 per cent, got it?” (NOTE: The taxi driver is from Brooklyn.)

“Yes,” Simon replied in compliance, “Could you drive us to the nearest hospital, please?”
The taxi driver nodded. Could you at least notify some paramedics of our location before you bounce!?

And the amount of bumps and potholes the car had to soldier through didn’t help.

Alvin started to groan in pain: “Oh Christ, Simon…”

Simon grabbed Alvin’s tiny rodent paw and squeezed it tightly, “It’s okay. (Fun fact, he landed directly on his stomach.)

Simon picked himself up off the ground, ran over to his impregnated incestual brother, and reached for his paw.

On October 2nd, TikToker @polar.j posted a video of some bad-tasting pasta over the sound, gaining over 5.1 million views in two months (shown below, left). Simon helped Alvin get into the car. He approached Alvin, who while wearing his infamous hoodie that was covered in liquids, was completely comfortable. Should be here in five minutes.

Then, months later, Bagdasarian dropped the first single to feature the vocal trio of Simon,...

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