Gay men pooping

• Truth: Poop is typically not present in the rectum, which is as far as the D will go
• Truth: Less is more — less volume and fewer rinse cycles
• Truth: Store-bought enemas are meant for constipation, not for preparation prior to bottom

 

It’s ingrained in the LGBTQ community, especially among gay men, that prior to bottoming, preparation is an absolute must.

As much as you are wishing the answer to be yes, the answer is no. Amazon is an amazing place to find effective douche kits though, as I said earlier, I prefer the Ergolo Impulse Anal Douche.

Like many bottoms, my gay friend George* has a harrowing story about using an enema before anal sex.

That fills the feces up there with water, and then washes it all out, which is the point of the enema in the first place. Hold the liquid inside you for 10 seconds before letting it out.

What does all our anxiety about douching say about gay culture? It is commonly called a douche bulb. If you don’t believe that, try sticking a dildo or buttplug in there and pulling it out.

You can risk damaging your anus and intestinal lining, even when you take all the necessary steps and douche properly. It creates tons of mucus and tons of dryness in the area.” That dryness can lead to cracks and bleeding, which can also make it easier to pass some STDs. “When someone has a big bulb in front of them, they just want to squeeze the fuck out of it and get all of the water in there,” he said.

There is no argument about how feeling clean and fresh can make sex more enjoyable. And, yes, I left the dirty underwear there.”

Among bottoms, learning the art and science of douching—using an enema, syringe, or hose to flush out the rectal cavity before getting rammed to high heaven—is a sacredriteofpassage. Isotonic solutions are known to neither draw electrolytes from the body, nor draw water into the body.

There’s even a supplement that explicitly targets the gay market: Pure for Men, which is made with the same psyllium husk, flaxseed and chia found in other over-the-counter fiber products, presumably manufactured extra… homosexually. However, you should allow long intervals in between douching.

Who wouldn’t want to be fully relaxed and refreshed before bottoming?

However, there are a lot of common myths about the right way to prepare to bottom, which may be causing you to do more work (and worrying) than you have to. There is a style I use for easier insertion, which I am feeling generous enough to share with you. And since we also recommend squeezing out Future Method Cleansing Solution as soon as you’ve squeezed it in, your preparations should take just a couple of minutes.

Try adding fiber for bulkier stools, which can be found in leafy green vegetables and other fiber-rich foods.