Gangstalicious gay

They notorious
for snitching, you know?

Whether you snitch to the feds
or you snitch to Random House,

you know,
snitching is snitching.

Oh, man. Yeah!

Don't you think it's strange
a superstar rapper

goes out of his way
to be nice to an 8-year-old?

Gangstalicious loves
his fans.

Especially the ones that
know his dirty little secret.

And by "dirty little secret,"
I mean the fact that he's gay.

Shut up!

I talk to
Gangstalicious all the time.

Hey, yo, for real?

[LINE RINGING]

GANGSTALICIOUS:
Hello?

RILEY: What up, 'Lish?

Hey! Absolutely.

No doubt in my mind.

I'm so sorry, Robert.

A gay grandson, huh?

I can't imagine anything
worse than that.

Not Riley. You gay.
Y'all niggas are gay.

Nigga, you gay.
That's gay.

Don't find any of this
gay at all?

Okay, so all that
other stuff was gay.

But Gangstalicious
ain't gay.

You can't just go throwing
that gay thing around, Huey.

That's
a serious accusation.

You the one who said
he kissed a man.

What I had said was them dudes
knocked me upside my head,

and I dreamed
he kissed another man.

How often you have dreams
about men kissing?

Shut up.

I never dream about my heroes

kissing other men.

Man, stop!
This whole conversation is

making me uncomfortable.

I dreamt about Muhammad Ali
just last night.

But he was fighting Joe Frazier,
not kissing him.

Ugh!

They did that song,
"Eff Granddad." That was hot.

Their new single ain't
really selling that much.

They was wondering
if you'd do a song with 'em.

Maybe they can get on
that "Homeys Over Ho's" remix.

Mmm. Huh?

That's true.
Last thing I need

around here
is some more kids.

See?

I don't know.

I'm from the old school.
I mean,

I ain't homophobic, but gay men
give me the heebie-jeebies.

Oh, come on.
What are you gonna do?

Stop loving your grandson
because he's gay?

Well, yeah, I guess.

Mmm.

No.

Ah! What the fuck
is you doing in here?

Can't you see
the homeys is talking?

This is homey talk
happening.

How you just gonna walk in
on homey talk, bitch?

Man, y'all ho's is trouble.

Nigga, you've been
begging me

to come over here
for a month.

You know what?

I'm saying,
I-I mean, you know, this is

what real niggas
out in the struggle

wanna see right now, man.

Yo, that's real talk.

Hey. Who--? Y'all can get
the fuck up outta here.

What'd we do?

Man, just beat it.

It's homey time
right now, okay?

Hey, yo, word to mother.
He-- He-- He right, yo.

Word, son.

Shh!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

♪ Rock 'n' roll gangsta... Shut up.

[BEEPS OFF]

♪ In a glass cage... ♪

[DOORBELL RINGING]

♪ Rock 'n' roll gangsta ♪

♪ Rock 'n' roll man ♪

Shh! Let's go shopping.

[CLAPS]

GRANDDAD:
Wait a minute.

Maybe if someone talk
to him about sex,

this'll all
straighten itself out.

So you gonna talk to him?

Oh, no.

His favorite fictional rapper is Thugnificent.